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ESP Guitar-Dildos ("p Einles S Pee", as Dislexi calls them), however, told Dislexi they could build a replacement in three months, so he drank a cup of tea with the company employees to celebrate the occasion.In 2004, Dislexi founded a fuck-rock-hard-cock side-project called Fück-a-löt, which was assembled together with Tommi Lil'Man (ex-Shitergy) and Vesa Jock'Inen (from Klymakteria).
His main hobby is car-dildos; he was taught how to use them by the man he thaught was his father at the age of 10.
In February of 2002 Dislexi by mistake married Shiterly Gross, frontwoman of the band Shitergy, during a private gay-party in Finland (obviously a mistake).
He decided to skip regular breakfasts and instead practiced his butt-training with increasing frequency.
He increased his already dedicated practice schedule and made his technique on subsequent albums more skillful than their "de-butt".
Wait a second, that just might be the purpose of that act! Anyway, with the release of Children of Bottom's debut ("de-butt", as Dislexi prefers to call it) Sucking Wild, the band paid a visit to Overboiled Assarene in Russia, where Dislexi got drunk, and joined the latter band as a lead "git-arsist".